Dan still think gamer girls are hot??

  • Dan; I think gamer girls are hot. *didn't say it directly but you get my drift*
  • Me: really Dan, lets give you a play by play of how gamer girls play.
  • Gamer girl: HOLY FUCK! STAY ON THE ROAD! WHAT THE FUCK MARIO! I'M GONNA SHOVE SOMETHING UP YOUR PLUMMER ASS! PEACH YOU WHORE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
  • Me: Or how i play video games
  • Me; FUCKING TIT'S! STAY ON THE BLOCKS! HOW HARD IS IT TO PULL, STEP, JUMP! HOW FUCKING...NO!NO!NO!NO! FUCKING TIT'S IT ATE ME AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK BRO! NO! NO! NO! OH COME ON SO CLOSE! FUCK IT ATE ME! IT FUCKING ATE ME! FUCKING C**T!!!
  • Me: still think gamer girls are hot Dan? Because most of us are violent as hell, and most of us will end up throwing the controller at the T.V......And at least 80% of us will cause you to end up with bruises on your arms, mainly because we will end up beating your arms to a bloody pulp.
  • *i am so bored....sorry i'm watching Dan right now and this came to mind*
  • This cracked me up! I do get violent as hell, spesh when playing Mario Kart.